1. Beret wearing. (College freshman, of course.)
2. Wearing bib-overalls in a non-agricultural setting. (High-school senior.)
3. “Pegging” my jeans. (Sixth grade.)
4. Head-to-toe camoflage in a non-military, non-outdoorsy setting. (Multiple occasions.)
5. Tuxedo with jeans and combat boots. (Junior prom.)
6. Hand-painting a 12″ peace sign on a mesh tank top. And wearing it. (Also sixth grade.)